hAHahaha! here's a funny story thAt i wud like to share wif u. Its abt my workplace. LoLness!
yTdy, i woRk mOrnin shift whiLe my bAbe Fara, work night wif Zu & thE rest. And sO, whiLe they ar gEttin ready to stArt wOrking, i was trying tO deLay sum time tO gEt an O.T. and sOo, i stAyed behind tO heLp em wif thEir boxes & cArtridges & stuff. And sO, thEre's dis iNdian guy that we kinda havE sum injokes on. his name is LacHiManan. LoL. ( if u reAd Fara's bLog, u wiL noe wAt hAppen! LoL!!) And sOo, i heLped Fara untie the mOneyy & stuff & when i finished untying thE mOneyy, PatriCk (not his real naMe) wAs aLready waiting for me near the exit to go home togEther. And it was 845pm. SuddenLy, whiLe i was sayin bye to Fara & Zu & mAking my wayy tO Patrick, LachiManan vOices out.
Laichi: '' Eeyyy, thEn heLp ur frEn onLy uhh? (points at Fara)'' Me: '' hUhh?? yAa larr... (wif a bLurr puzzLed lOok on my face) y? u wAn me heLp u oSo uhh? '' Laichi: '' yAa lar. heLp me untie la.. '' Me: ''errrr... wAit uh.''
thEn i waLk up to Patrick and asked hiM if he wAnna stay til 9pm. Me: '' wEii, u wAnna stay tiL 9pm? Laichi asked me heLp untie. Why not i heLp hiM then U can heLp UncLe wEe untie his moneyy lar. '' Patrick: '' hhuhh?? heLp him UNTIE?? UNTIE?? ( wif a chEEky smiLe) Me: ( laff my ass off wif a disgusting shriEk) '' eeee! NNoooooo! u uh!! heLp untie tHE moneyy larr! grr! '' ( pAtrick laff. thEn, he quickLy chg his faciaL exprEssiOn. hE's gd at chging his xpression by da wayy. LOL) Patrick: '' (wif a sErious fAce nOw) hMm, i think.. i think.. do u think.. do u think SupErviSor wiL get angry if shE sees us stiL inside? '' Me: '' hMm.. yeAhh uh.. dunno uh.. wiL she get angry? i dun think sOo. But cAn bE oSo.. ok, nvrmind. we'll jus go hoMe now. wAit i go teL Laichi.''
BriskLy wALkin tOwArds Laichi's tabLe.
Laichi looks at me wif a hopefuL look. Me: '' uhh... sOrry! cAnnot heLp u. Patrick wAnn go hoMe already & so im goin off wif hiM.'' Laichi: ''ouhh.... okkayy..'' ( i think he's a lil sad. aww. LoL!) Me: '' ok byee!'' ( laff my aSs off siLentLy whiLe wAlking pAst the exit, Fara & Fariz saw mE laffin, and i toLd Fara i wiL text hEr wat happened whiLe Fariz shook his head & smiled)
LoL. That's thE stOry Part 2. More coming up on thE taLes of thE Laichi! :P
Part 1
Laichi heLped me out wif one box of mOneeyy coz i cudnt finish it. Me: '' thAnks. '' Laichi: '' uhh.. thAnks onLy uh? '' Me: '' yAhh lar, thEN? Laichi: '' bLanje lar kOpi..'' Me: '' hhuuh???kOPI? arrr....'' thEn i just totaLLy ignored hiM. LOL.
Part 3
Me & Fara was taLkin & discussing abt suM machines stuff when suddenLy, LachiManan juMps over this barrier neAr my counter. I saw it 1st & i just burst oUt lAffing. Fara saw mE laff and lOok at hiM strAight aWay. Again, hE juMped ovEr thE barrier again. Fara burst out laffing tOo. LoL!
Fara: '' Shaii!! asaL die juMp juMp? ActiOn kape yg die boleh juMp2! Me: '' Entah uh dekni... nk stEp stunt2 plak. '' Fara: '' hHAaa! die nk tunjuk uhh yg diE bolEh stunt sume. Konon act dlm cite hindustan!'' LOL! & we buSt out lAffing my heArts oUt!
den afta awhiLe...
Laichi came neAr my counter tO take sum biscuits. Me: ''uhh.. makAnn jerrrr...'' Laichi: ''eeyyy! tAkLar, ni bAru jE pertaMa kali..'' Me: '' BARU PERTAME KALI?? bEdEk nah! BEDEK!'' thEn i continue wif my work. suddenLY i sAw LAichi trAnsfEr suM biscuits frm 1 Tin tO anOthEr Tin. Me: ''uhh!! buAt apE tu!! curik biskut ehhhh..! Laichi: ''uuhh! Shhhh Shhh!! tAkde2. ( hE quickLy put thE tin down) Me: '' Ooouhhh.... trAnsfEr biskut frm tin TEAM A tO tin TEAM sEndiri kAnn,.. sAye nampakk.... ooOou hooorr!!'' (im in TEAM A whilE he in TEAM B) Laichi: '' eehh.. bUkkann.. bukan Team A punye. Team A punye dahbis. TEam C punye..'' Me: ''ehh! rAbak sEhh! bolEh tAhu dabis sumE! pEncurik biSkot! biLAnng..! Laichi quickLy wAlk aWayy frm thE biScuits arEA back tO his table. LOL!!
AwhiLE lAter, .i kAypo2 at Fara's counter and she sat just oPposit of pAtrick.
Me & Fara wEre taLKin abt Patrick in malay, weLL, hE dun unDastand a singLe malay word at aLL so it mAkes it eAsier to talK about hiM infronT of hiS fAce. When SUDDenLy,
Patrick: '' whAt u guys taLking & laffing abOut? '' Me & Fara smiLEd. Me: '' errm abt suMone lar. LoL.'' Patrick: '' ouuhhh! i knOow.. look hEre, bEhind me strAight, can sEe clearLy right.. ( he wAs rEfErrin to Laichi) '' Me: '' hUuh! (to Fara) ape jE si Patrick ni! ( And Fara as usuaL, laff. ) ( tO Parick) Uhh.. yAa ya.'' Patrick: '' HelP me unpLug uh.. ouh i meAnn UNTIE uhh..uhh.. '' In my heArt, i was likE: 'jokE da bAsi sAk. LoL. org bobaL pasaL die, die ingat org bobaL pasaL Laichi. LoL. SLENG uh ni budak! LOL!' And to quOte Fara, tHt dayy wE lEarnt a vAluabLe leSson, 'troLLey mAnAgement'. Today, wE leArnt, ' TroLLey AND Cartridge mAnagement'. LOLness.
And then, goin back tiMe, i waLk past Laichi's tabLe (coz he sat neAr thE exit area). Laichi: '' baLik uhh...'' Me: '' yeAhh lar. ( to Laichi) BYE UNCLE! ( i wAve at UNcLe wEe). Laichi: '' huhh?! uNcLe?? (then he lOok at UncLe wEe hu was jus stAnding innocentLy opp pf hiM. i guess, he must hAf thOught i called hiM uncLe & he was hopin thAt i wud wAve at hiM. But insteAd, i sAid Bye & wave at UncLe WeE. LOL! )
LOL LOL LOL!! thAts aLL! for nOw! Thanks for reAding even if u dun undastAnd wAts goin on but im sure u did lAff at suM pArts of this taLe right?! :P :P :P